Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Wow. Into the Mind of the Pirates Raiding Wall Street

Question. What is on the mind of the interviewer?

A. Holy shit! This guy is breaking the effing law and is telling me this on camera. (nope)

B. Holy shit! I'm so stupid that I believe this guy is some sort of genius and I am going to take what he's telling me and try to spend the rest of my career fleecing the world as well, and then I'll be rich and score copious amounts of tail...and nobody would find out even if the economy crashed in the mean time b/c of it. (nope)

C. What the Eff is he saying? I'm just thinking about this weekend's keg party and securing some rohypnol from my frat buddies, brah! (ding ding ding!)

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